Leaf me alone


Do you ever think trees don't

want to be hugged?

I mean people get all up in the bark, limbs and dont even get me started on the trunk. Ever notice the ones that hug trees never bring the tree a gift first? a first date? a card perhaps? chocolates?

Nah, right in for the ol' hop on....to me that is just wrong with a capital wrrrrrrr

The next time you see someone getting all up in nature, step in!

We are all in this together! I mean they start with bark frottage then you know what comes next..... fucking dolphin groping on get aways and then they even bring photos of the acts home with them of the act!!!!! ....dirty sons a bitches.


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